Check me out, I figured out how to make one of these bows by HAND. Using strips of paper and double-sided tape. The method came to me in a heavenly cloud and a flash of angelic light. And a voice said, "Let it be so..."
Here's a close-up:
Anthony thinks I'm insane for doing this, especially since we have several boxes full of pre-fab bows ready to just peel and stick. But shouldn't I win an award for this?