DUMPSTER DIVING : Viny L Baby

"Oh my god! I swear the body was there when we buried it!"

          Covered in creeping vines, the Lesbian baby crawled out of its coffin in the dumpster and made its way out into the hungry night...

DUMPSTER DIVING : Hannah Montana bicycle

          Please, please tell me this is a sign that she is finally past her prime, that her deal with the devil has expired and maybe kids will stop wanting anything and everything with her name on it. Either of her names.

          Something was wrong with the seat of this discarded bicycle. Shredded or worn down to the metal or something. I didn't want to inspect closer, and would rather not hypothesize about why the bike itself looks fairly new but the seat is totally thrashed.

          Maybe next year there'll be a Bieber bike out by the dumpster.

MY FRIEND STEPHANIE'S BLOG INTERVIEW WITH LIL' OL' ME

If you might be interested in reading about my life as a writer and artist, with questions carefully concocted by fellow writer Stephanie Jefferson, please go HERE.

If you are NOT interested in such a thing, you may go HERE instead.

MY FRIEND LYNN'S PROFILE OF LIL' OL' ME

If you would like to read my friend Lynn Kelley's blog post about me and my creative works, then go HERE.

If you would NOT like to read more of my ramblings, then go HERE.