WORD OF THE DAY

"Tatterdemalion"
Definition: n. A person wearing ragged or tattered clothing; a ragamuffin.
adj. Ragged; tattered.

A NEW SAYING

Here's a phrase I woke up with, bouncing around in my head:
"Don't poop your tutu."

It would be used thusly: "Hey dude, it's just a spider. Don't poop your tutu."

NICKNAME FOR SCOOTS

Scoots' nickname of the day:
"Wee Willie Weenie."